Must Reads
Must Reads
Most Popular
Popular
US
World
Science
Politics
Great Finds
More
More sections
Superlatives
Breaking
Celebrity
Crime
Entertainment
Green
Health
Lifestyle
Longform
Media
Money
Opinion
Sports
Tech
Travel
Brilliant
Hilarious
Intriguing
By date
Today
Yesterday
Pick-a-date
Dec
2024
S
M
T
W
T
F
S
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
1
2
3
4
Depressing
Ridiculous
Scary
Log into your Newser account
Logging in
Joined Newser on:
logout
Settings
Email Subscriptions
Comments
Find what you're looking for
More about Newser:
About Us
Editorial Policy
AI Policy
Contact Us
Terms of Use
Privacy Policy
Site Map
What's New
Want to contribute?
Suggest a Story
Get our apps:
iPhone
iPad
Android
Windows
Install our app:
Newser App
Breaking News
THE GRID
POPULAR
FRONT PAGE
Today
Yesterday
World's Dirtiest Old Men
Aug 2, 2009 3:33 PM CDT
'Clunkers' on Ice Unless
Senate Ponies Up $2B: LaHood
Aug 2, 2009 3:08 PM CDT
Phelps, US Grab
Relay Record
Aug 2, 2009 2:51 PM CDT
Funny People
Funny
Enough for Box Office Win
BOX OFFICE ROUNDUP
Aug 2, 2009 2:27 PM CDT
Health Care Works Great—
for Congress
ANALYSIS
Aug 2, 2009 2:00 PM CDT
Newfound Mozart Works
Written in Sister's Book
Aug 2, 2009 1:27 PM CDT
advertisement
Facebook Bad for Teens, Warns Archbishop
Aug 2, 2009 1:09 PM CDT
Panetta to Congress: Let Go of the Past
OPINION
Aug 2, 2009 12:47 PM CDT
Married 41 Years, Profs Turn Sex 101 Into an Institution
Aug 2, 2009 12:25 PM CDT
'What I Did Over Summer
Break,' by Sasha, Malia
Aug 2, 2009 11:56 AM CDT
WH Eyes US Prison, Court Complex for Gitmo Detainees
Aug 2, 2009 11:33 AM CDT
Beck, Dobbs Fear the Rise of Minorities: Rich
OPINION
Aug 2, 2009 11:07 AM CDT
advertisement
Most Popular From
Activists Sue US Over Marine Mammal Photos
Rising Butter Prices a Big Problem for European Bakers
One of World's Biggest Frozen French Fry Makers Is Struggling
More Controversy Swirls Around MrBeast's New Show
Read More
Obama's
Not Going
to Push for
Gay Marriage
OPINION
Aug 2, 2009 10:52 AM CDT
Former Iranian Prez Lashes 'Show Trial'
Aug 2, 2009 10:30 AM CDT
Geithner Won't
Rule Out
Middle Class
Tax Hike
TALK SHOW ROUNUP
Aug 2, 2009 10:00 AM CDT
House Health Care Vote Looks Like a Squeaker
ANALYSIS
Aug 2, 2009 10:00 AM CDT
Pakistan Muslims
Torch Christian
Houses; 6 Dead
Aug 2, 2009 9:36 AM CDT
Sir Paul
Croons
to a New
Michelle:
Obama
Aug 2, 2009 9:21 AM CDT
advertisement
Army Probes Charges That Worker Spied on Protesters
Aug 2, 2009 9:00 AM CDT
The Onion's
Favorite
Procrastination Sites
OPINION
Aug 2, 2009 8:31 AM CDT
UN Woman: 'Flogging Is Men Behaving Badly'
Aug 2, 2009 8:06 AM CDT
1.5M Jobless Will
Lose Benefits by Dec.
Aug 2, 2009 7:40 AM CDT
Pilot's Remains
Found in Iraq
After 18 Years
Aug 2, 2009 7:14 AM CDT
Manson
Lookout:
'Tate Cried Out
for Her Mom'
Aug 2, 2009 6:51 AM CDT
advertisement
Chubby Thug Bada-Binged From Mob Eateries
Aug 2, 2009 6:27 AM CDT
Family Confirms
US Hiker's Arrest in Iran
Aug 2, 2009 6:02 AM CDT
Guardian
May Shut Sunday
Observer
After 218 Years
Aug 2, 2009 5:36 AM CDT
Best Sites for Foodies
OPINION
Aug 2, 2009 5:13 AM CDT
Castro Slaps Down
US Overtures
Aug 2, 2009 4:51 AM CDT
Wahlberg Weds Longtime Love
Aug 1, 2009 7:56 PM CDT
advertisement
Tel Aviv Gunman
Kills 2 at Gay Center
Aug 1, 2009 7:41 PM CDT
NY Cops Seek Hooker in Holocaust Survivor Killing
Aug 1, 2009 7:18 PM CDT
Tap Literary Greatness
at These Getaways
TRAVEL
Aug 1, 2009 6:56 PM CDT
NRA Fails to Win Votes Against Sotomayor
Aug 1, 2009 6:39 PM CDT
Looking to
Buy a Condo?
Act Now
Aug 1, 2009 6:21 PM CDT
Snide Lexicon Names
Aging Female Parts
Aug 1, 2009 6:00 PM CDT
advertisement
Detroit's Fall Wallops Canada
Aug 1, 2009 5:39 PM CDT
Ferguson:
Why Our World
Is So Stupid
OPINION
Aug 1, 2009 5:15 PM CDT
'Informed' Franken
Wows Lawmakers
Aug 1, 2009 4:52 PM CDT
Palin Camp Denies
Divorce Rumor
updated
Aug 1, 2009 4:33 PM CDT
Let's
Heed
Moms'
Warning Signs
analysis
Aug 1, 2009 4:13 PM CDT
Praying Dad Guilty in Sick Daughter's Death
Aug 1, 2009 3:52 PM CDT
advertisement
Reality TV: Hollywood's Sweatshop
Aug 1, 2009 3:32 PM CDT
'Spaced Out' LaGuardia
Suspect Identified
Aug 1, 2009 3:13 PM CDT
Shakira Goes 'She-Wolf'
in Funky New Video
Aug 1, 2009 3:05 PM CDT
Somehow,
Aquino Kept
Her Halo
Appreciation
Aug 1, 2009 2:45 PM CDT
Health Reform Ads Already Turn Nasty
Aug 1, 2009 2:25 PM CDT
New Eminem Song
Disses Carey, Cannon
Aug 1, 2009 2:05 PM CDT
Sections
US
World
Science
Politics
Great Finds
Health
Tech
Money
Sports
Media
Breaking
Crime
Entertainment
Celebrity
Lifestyle
Travel
Green
Opinion
By Date
12/22/2024
12/21/2024
12/20/2024
12/19/2024
12/18/2024
12/17/2024
12/16/2024
No more stories
Your device is not connected
The Latest News
Dec 20, 2024 12:15 AM CST
Mysterious Congo Outbreak May Involve Unknown Virus
Read More
We're glad you're here.
As an ad-supported site,
Newser can't exist without ads.
To read our stories, you'll
need to tweak one thing.
OK, tell me what to do
If you're using:
An ad-blocker, please whitelist Newser
by clicking the ad-blocker icon in your browser.
(Examples: Adblock Plus
, uBlock
, and Ghostery
)
A DuckDuckGo extension in your browser, please access Newser without it: Either by removing it, whitelisting us, or using another browser.
Thanks so much.
Get the news faster.
Tap to install our app.
Access Newser even faster.
Click here to install our app on your desktop.
X
Install the
Newser News
app
in two easy steps:
1. Tap
in your navigation bar.
2. Tap
to Add to Home Screen.
X