Oprah Winfrey is always giving stuff to her audience, and she feels bad that Jon Stewart’s audience never gets anything. So she made a surprise appearance on last night’s Daily Show (right after Stephen Colbert and Stewart announced that the Stewart’s Rally to Restore Sanity would be combined with Colbert’s March to Keep Fear Alive) and, with typical Oprah enthusiasm, told Stewart’s audience to look under their seats. That’s right: “You’re going to the rally! You’re going to the rally! You’re going to the rally! Everybody’s going to the rallyyyyyyy!” To see who won't be going to the rally, click here.
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