Jimmy Kimmel’s annual post-Oscar special featured a bevvy of Hollywood ladies: Lindsay Lohan, Scarlett Johansson, and a host of other celebs appeared in a lengthy "infomercial" for Hollywood workout program "Hottie Body Humpilates." Created by "Jimmy K," the regimen transformed the likes of Sofia Vergara from “a disgusting hippopotamus” into a woman "as hot as the devil's armpit on the Fourth of July."
In the video, Lohan also makes reference to accusations of shoplifting. When Kimmel calls his program “practically a steal,” she adds: "Allegedly." Jessicas Alba and Biel, Kelly Ripa, Eva Longoria, Minka Kelly, and Emily Blunt were all members of the “Hottie Body Hump Club,” or “HoBo” for short—and E! Online wonders if the show upstaged the Oscars themselves. Click for Oscar highlights (or lowlights).