Intruder Eats Celine Dion's Pastry, Runs a Bath

Daniel Bedard was just about to step into his “nice warmish bath” when police arrived … to charge him with allegedly breaking into Celine Dion’s Canada home, where he was about to take said bath. Bedard, 36, had already eaten some pastry out of the fridge when he was caught Monday. When he saw the cops, he asked, “Hey, guys, what are you doing here?” a police spokesperson tells the AP.

“So the officers replied: ‘What are you doing here?’ and they proceeded to put him under arrest,” the spokesperson continues, adding that the suspect jumped a fence and used a garage door opener from an unlocked vehicle to get inside the house. Bedard also allegedly wrote on some Post-It notes and left cigarette butts and snack cake wrappers on the floor, the Montreal Gazette adds. He was nabbed after the alarm system went off; neither Dion nor her husband were in the house at the time, as they normally stay in their Florida home. (More break-in stories.)