Politics | Rick Perry Perry Offers Top 10 Excuses on Letterman Sample: Mitt Romney is so handsome, it's hard to concentrate By John Johnson Posted Nov 10, 2011 7:10 PM CST Updated Nov 11, 2011 4:26 AM CST Copied Perry Offers Top 10 Excuses on Letterman Rick Perry presents his Top 10 excuses. (CBS) Rick Perry capped a day of brain-freeze damage control last night by offering up the "Top 10 Rick Perry Excuses" on David Letterman's show. Highlights below, or check out the full video in the gallery. "Actually, there were three reasons I messed up last night. One was the nerves, and two was the headache, and three ... um ... um ... oops." "I don't know what you're talking about. I think things went well." "Hey, listen, you try concentrating with Mitt Romney smiling at you—that is one handsome dude." "Uh ... El Nino?" "I just learned Justin Bieber is my father." If you're not tired of the original "oops" clip by now, here it is. Read These Next The Wall Street Journal is naming more names tied to Epstein. The sheriff says he's never seen a worse case of child sex abuse. Google exposes man's butt, is ordered to pay him $12.5K. Journal pulls a controversial paper on arsenic after 15 years. See 1 photo Report an error