An Italian court has convicted six scientists for failing to predict a deadly earthquake, which, congratulations, puts it in the running for "dumbest court in the world," reads the headline to a post by Elie Mystal at the Above the Law blog. Prosecutors blamed the six for providing "inaccurate, incomplete, and contradictory information" prior to the quake. "No, you freaking idiots, THE EARTH provided inaccurate, incomplete, and contradictory information about whether or not she was going to destroy your insignificant human settlement," writes Mystal. "The scientists were just trying to make a guess." He draws a comparison to the persecution of Galileo, which is a common refrain: