Tina Fey: People 'Too F--king Boring' to Tweet

Not only has Tina Fey kept her edgy self away from Twitter, she wants most of us to do the same: "I think you should have to get a license to use Twitter because most people are so f--king boring that they should shut up," she says in a short NBC video. She even offers to oversee licenses for those allowed to post tweets. Mashable reports on the rest of her anti-Twitter ramblings:

• "Do you have to say happy birthday to another person in front of the whole world? Just f--king email that person."
• "Why do you be like, 'Hey Girl, I loved your outfit yesterday.' Just contact that person. You’re wasting the Internets or something. ... It’s gonna hurt the ozone. I don’t know."
• "Do you understand how boring this would be if I was tweeting this?"
• It's OK, however, "if you're tweeting about an episode of TV that you saw, like if it was 30 Rock. Otherwise, no, no."

Click to see the whole video. Or see 24 other celebs who have refused to tweet. (More Tina Fey stories.)