Watch WH Crasher, Rocker Get Hitched—for $14.95

Just when you thought the union of White House gatecrasher Michaele Salahi and Journey guitarist Neal Schon could not get any classier, this: The couple is getting married. Live on Pay-Per-View. And you can watch it for $14.95. They're calling the San Francisco nuptials "Neal and Michaele: The Winter Wonderland Wedding and Music Event," and they promise performances from Journey (obviously) as well as other "Very Special Guests," TMZ reports. We certainly hope you're available on Sunday, December 15; the spectacle begins at 8pm Eastern. (More Michaele Salahi stories.)