Top Reasons to Ogle DWTS

Go on, admit it: Dancing With the Stars has you glued to the tube like a nude bodysuit on a ballroom dancer. Don’t worry—Annie Barrett of Entertainment Weekly is right there with you. She shares the 15 reasons she’s a Dancing fool.

1. Stars dancing with gusto, no matter how goofy.
2. Campy men who get campier as they get older (ahem, Jerry Springer).
3. Out-of-control costumes: sequins, spangles, feathers, masks!

4. Watching D-list celebs return from Land of the Has-Beens.
5. Amazing dance moves like Mel B.’s quadruple walking splits.
6. Glow-in-the-dark spray-on tans.
7. End-of-season freestyles that are more f-ed up than funked up.
8. Edyta’s obsession with legwarmers (and our obsession with her calves).
9. Porn-style poses that get endlessly photographed.
10. The faux-love affairs (yet still we can’t get enough of the charades!).

Click the link below for the rest of her reasons. (More Dancing with the Stars stories.)