Lifestyle | Charles Manson Dear Mass Murderer: I Need Advice Fake 10-year-old solicits wisdom from famous, infamous By Sam Gale Rosen Posted Apr 30, 2008 10:51 AM CDT Copied Vice President Dick Cheney, speaks at the 50th anniversary celebration of the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, Thursday, April 10, 2008, in Washington. (AP Photo/Manuel Balce Ceneta) An unemployed writer posing as a 10-year-old boy seeking advice wrote letters to a number of celebrities, including some of America's most infamous killers. The responses to the queries from the "pop-culture historian," as Radar magazine described Bill Geerhart, range from the weirdly sensible (Ted Kaczynski) to the terrifyingly psychotic (Charles Manson). Richard Ramirez (on "NightStalker" stationery): "Know any Asian girls willing to correspond? Send pictures." Kaczynski (the Unabomber): "I can't advise you about whether to drop out of school, because I don't know anything about you." Manson: "I didn't take your money when I had ALL your credit cards locked up in my dreams." Click the link below for more life lessons from Alan Greenspan, Larry Flynt, and Dick Cheney, plus a dining tip from Clarence Thomas. Read These Next New Fox star, 23, misses first day after car troubles. Iran's supreme leader makes first public comments since ceasefire. Man accused of killing his daughters might be dead. Her blood isn't compatible with anyone else's. Report an error