Miffed Madonna Denies Divorce, A-Rod Affair

Madonna has blasted reports that she’s having an affair with Yankees star A-Rod and divorcing Guy Ritchie. “My husband and I are not planning on getting a divorce,” she said in a statement to People. “I am not romantically involved in any way with Alex Rodriguez.” Meanwhile A-Rod’s wife, who says Madonna used Kabbalah to brainwash him, plans to file for divorce today, according to her attorney.

"I brought my kids to a Yankee game,” said the Material Girl, who insisted she only knows the hunky Yank through their mutual manager. “I have nothing to do with the state of his marriage or what spiritual path he may choose to study.” (More Madonna stories.)