10 Ways to Say 'I'm Not Gay'

Stars defend heterosexuality to their public
By Victoria Floethe,  Newser Staff
Posted Jul 22, 2008 1:23 PM CDT
10 Ways to Say 'I'm Not Gay'
Mike Piazza: "I'm heterosexual and I date women. That's it. End of story."   (AP Photo/Eric Risberg, File)

Star Jones' ex, Al Reynolds, used YouTube to make it official—he is not gay, just "kind of soft." His coming-in announcement prompts Radar to list the 10 best moments in defensive heterosexuality.

  1. Oprah Winfrey on rumors about her and Gayle King: ''Oh, please.''
  2. Jake Gyllenhaal: "I can honestly say I've never been attracted to a man sexually, but I don't think I'd be afraid of it if it happened."

  1. SpongeBob SquarePants: ""He's a sponge for crying out loud!" said a spokesman.
  2. Mel Gibson: "Do I sound like a homosexual? Do I talk like them? Do I move like them? I think not."
  3. Kordell Stewart: "You'd better not leave your girlfriends around me," he allegedly told teammates, "because I'm out to prove a point!"
To see the complete list, click the link below. (More Tom Cruise stories.)

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