Ten Worst Jobs in Science

1. Hazmat diver: They swim in sewage, toxic spills and other undesirable liquid environments.
   
2. Oceanographer: With the coral reefs dying, pollutants rising, and overfishing it's just one long stream of bad news.
3. Elephant vasectomist: With a testicle a foot in diameter, it isn't exactly a walk in the wildlife preserve.
4. Garbologist: These scientists take dumpster diving to a whole new level.
5. Coursework carcass preparer: Someone has to get those fetal pigs ready for the classroom.
   

6. Microsoft security grunt: Fixing all the bugs in Windows is a sisyphean task.
7. Gravity research subject: Subjects stay in bed for a month to simulate muscle wasting in space.
8. Olympic drug tester: A lose-lose game. Miss a cheat and the media pounces, catch one and a nation hates you.
   
9. Forensic entomologist: These lucky scientists study maggots in corpses to determine the time of death.
10. Whale-feces researcher: Whale poo is semi-liquid gold for these folk.