Entertainment / mean men Meanest Quotes Uttered by Men Rivals, women, and love get trounced By Victoria Floethe, Newser Staff Posted Dec 13, 2008 5:10 AM CST Copied "All that Hubert needs over there is a gal to answer the phone and a pencil with an eraser on it." Lyndon Johnson, on Hubert Humphrey. (AP Photo, File) See 1 more photo Men's Health rounds up what it calls the "meanest things ever said by men." Here's a sample: "Michael Jackson's album was only called Bad because there wasn't enough room on the sleeve for Pathetic."—Prince "He looks like a dwarf who's been dipped in a bucket of pubic hair."—Boy George, on Prince "People shouldn't be treated like objects. They aren't that valuable." —P.J. O'Rourke "He walks as if he had fouled his small clothes and looks as if he smelt it." —Christopher Smart, on the poet Thomas Gray "The only reason so many people attended his funeral was they wanted to make sure he was dead." —Samuel Goldwyn, on Louis B. Mayer "Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper." —Friedrich Nietzsche For more venom, click the link below. (More mean men stories.) See 1 more photo Report an error