Why Sharks Trump Cats

For the few torn between the two as a favorite animal, the Shark Guys sink their teeth into why sharks are better than cats. Some highlights:

• When’s the last time you got a LOLSharks pic?
• James Bond was never dropped into a cat-filled aquarium.
• “Sharks taste good in a soup or sandwich; cats require too much sauce.”

• No cat has ever scared a bunch of swimsuit models out of the ocean.
• “The worst a cat could have done to Ahab is give him fleas.”
• The Fonz didn’t jump a cat on those water skis, now, did he?
• “Cats are creepy. People who claim cats aren’t creepy are creepy.”

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