Tell-All Unravels Brangelina Fairytale

Ian Halperin is at it again. The investigative journalist who has released sordid books about Michael Jackson, Kurt Cobain, and Celine Dion, among others, is adding Hollywood's power couple to the list. Brangelina Exposed, out Dec. 1, will reveal the reality behind the "glamorous fairytale" the public has been manipulated into believing—as well as expose the "irreparable tensions" in the union, the press release promises.

More importantly, readers will finally understand the real reason Pitt split with Jennifer Aniston—it's about time! Members of Team Jen will surely also appreciate promised details of Angelina's serious issues with Brad, troubled relationship with her father, suicidal impulses, heroin use, sexual misadventures...and how exactly she went from brother-snogger to UN Goodwill Ambassador, Us reports.
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