Not sure what to buy Tom Cruise for Christmas? Just take a gander at the Scientology Holiday Catalog, which Jezebel's Dodai got her hands on by way of a reader. Noteworthy items include a collection of 18 Nigerian goatskin-bound books of The Basics for a cool $2,000, a $4,650 E-Meter, and—for “Clear” followers only—a bracelet that’ll run you up to $3,200, should you want the diamond-studded version.
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