Clearly unfamiliar with the saying about closing the barn door after the naked pictures are out, Cleveland Indian Grady Sizemore wants his racy cellphone photos back. The All-Star outfielder shared the steamy self-portraits with his girlfriend; how they wound up all over the Web is now a matter for investigators from MLB and the players union. "These pictures were stolen illegally from my girlfriend's email," Sizemore tells the Plain Dealer. "It's now a legal matter that is under investigation. I can't say anything more."
"These have been making the rounds in an email forward, purportedly meant for Grady's girlfriend, Playboy Playmate Brittany Binger," Deadspin said in posting the pics. “I have not seen the pictures, but I will look into it,” said Indians GM Mark Shapiro. A quick look around the Interwebs will reveal ... uh, show ... uh, indicate that Sizemore keeps a neat bathroom and is a fairly snappy dresser when he's able to keep his clothes on. (Read more Grady Sizemore nude photos stories.)