Celebrity / Tiger Woods Child Services Visits Woods' Home Plus, no Tiger in Playgirl—and no Rachel Uchitel in Playboy By Evann Gastaldo, Newser Staff Posted Dec 14, 2009 8:03 AM CST Updated Dec 14, 2009 9:33 AM CST Copied Rachel Uchitel arrives from New York at the Los Angeles International Airport in Los Angeles, Calif., on Sunday, Nov. 29, 2009. (AP Photo/David Zentz) Tiger Woods’ bad publicity woes just continue to pile on: He got a visit from the Department of Children and Families Friday, an official confirms. The visit came after a complaint, but no word on who complained about what. The case is still being evaluated, TMZ reports. More on the Tiger scandal: Elin Nordegren has been photographed in a rare public appearance—and her wedding ring is notably absent. Check out the pictures in the Sun. Bad news for anyone hoping to see mistress numero uno naked: Lawyer Gloria Allred says Rachel Uchitel will not be appearing in Playboy, OK! reports. In similarly tragic news, nude pictures allegedly of Tiger Woods will never see the light of day in Playgirl. The marketing director says the mag couldn’t authenticate the camera phone pictures, though they appeared to be of the golfer. Not to mention, “I prefer subjects who are willing,” he tells People. If Tiger and wife Elin Nordegren escape to her Swedish island mansion, they’ll certainly get away from the paparazzi—the fortress-like hideout is shielded by miles of ice, the Global Post reports. But the golfer will have to give up quite a few amenities to be there, like mistresses—and indoor plumbing. Not to mention, “they need to paint it both outside and inside,” says a neighbor—but that’s probably the least of their worries. (More Tiger Woods stories.) Report an error