Tiger Woods Tells Tiger Woods: 'You Suck!'

Maybe not the smartest move to put a live microphone on Tiger Woods. He's still playing solid golf, but after a bad drive on the 6th hole, Woods is heard berating himself, in the third person no less: "Tiger Woods, you suck!" He also gets off a "God dammit." At the end, CBS' Verne Lundquist has a priceless deadpan, notes Fanhouse: "I don't think he's pleased."

Heading into tomorrow's final round, Woods is at 8-under, only 4 shots behind leader Lee Westwood. Phil Mickelson, who became the third golfer in Augusta history to make back-to-back eagles, is one shot off the lead, reports AP.
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