Kate Wants to Date the Hoff

Kate Gosselin has a crush on the Hoff. Can you imagine anything better? Yes, the jokes almost write themselves. David Hasselhoff is probably the only man in America “medicated” enough to handle Gosselin’s particular brand of crazy. Or perhaps professional mom Kate, with all her experience nagging Jon into submission, will finally be able to tame the Hoff and his drunken, cheeseburger-eating ways.

Yes, “Kate is serious about going Hollywood and thinks dating a celebrity is a great idea,” a friend tells PopEater ... and the details get even better: “When Kate sees how Tom Cruise changed Katie Holmes' life, it became clear that she needed to do the same.” But at least Kate is grounded in, um, reality: “Obviously, she knows she's not yet ready to date a George Clooney.” To find out which other celebrity she fancies, click here.
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