Alvin Greene Gives Stuttering YouTube Interview

By now, you’ve probably heard of Alvin Greene, the Democrats’ weird and unlikely South Carolina Senate nominee. Well now you can hear him speak, in this supposed YouTube interview from a user calling himself “PubliuSC.” If it’s real, then Democrats have a real problem. Greene stutters his way through the interview, revealing that he has strong views on Korea, unions, and… not a lot else.

Does he support free trade? “I would have to just look into that more.” How about gun rights? “I mean, I think, you know the laws relating to that are… they are… I’m in favor of our constitution.” And how about that $10,400? Where did that come from? “I don’t have any, I think that I… um…I have someone beeping on the other line.” It’s pretty painful to listen to, but, to be fair, the audio's obviously been edited, so take it with a grain of salt. (More Alvin Greene stories.)