No surprise here: Playing a porn star may be more of a death sentence than comeback vehicle for Lindsay Lohan. Perez Hilton claims to have a leaked script from Inferno, in which LiLo plays Linda Lovelace. If he is to be believed, here are a few of the awful lines she delivers:
- “To me, there is nothing more delicious than gism. I love it! I like to smear it all over my face like Ponds Cold Cream!”
- “Is there anything in this life I like more than c***sucking? Okay. Well, one thing. On OCCASION. I love it when my man Chuck socks it to me in the a**.”
- “I once took on a pro football team—and I don't just mean two at a time! I mean more!”
For more on the truly disturbing-sounding film (it apparently includes scenes of gangbanging and near-bestiality), click
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