7 Things LiLo Can Learn From Lil Wayne

How to survive in prison by following rapper's plan
By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff
Posted Jul 14, 2010 1:09 PM CDT
7 Things LiLo Can Learn From Lil Wayne
Lindsay Lohan, seen here in a booking mug originally released by the Santa Monica Police Department, Santa Monica, Calif., on, July 24, 2007, after her arrest on suspicion of drunken driving.   (AP Photo/Santa Monica Police)

As Lindsay Lohan’s prison date approaches, she might want to take a look at Lil Wayne—currently serving a year for gun possession—for some tips on how to survive the slammer. Jason Newman offers seven Wayne-inspired ideas on PopEater:

  • Visit with friends: Celebrity friends, that is—just like when Fat Joe and Diddy visited Wayne. Can’t you just see “a delusional Paris Hilton telling Lohan, ‘It's not so bad. They bring in a wardrobe for you to pick from, your meals are cooked by executive chefs, and 8pm every night is champagne time.’”

  • Make some money: A female guard was fired for allegedly sneaking into the men’s ward to see Lil Wayne. Linds can capitalize on this idea by charging guards to watch her sit around in her cell.
  • Make some money, part 2: Lil Wayne makes 50 cents an hour counseling fellow inmates at risk of committing suicide. LiLo could try to get a job of her own, like “teaching acting classes to young inmates. You think I Know Who Killed Me earned a whopping 8% on Rotten Tomatoes because of Julia Ormond?”
For the complete list, including a few suggestions to boost her musical career, click here. Or to see LiLo licking a gun in the promo poster for her new movie, click here. (Read more Lil Wayne jail stories.)

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