Baylor Coach Caught With His Pants Down

Baylor University's offensive line and tight end coach Eric Schnupp has been cited for a misdemeanor after urinating on a bar at closing time. The team has suspended him indefinitely. The public micturation, initially denied by Schnupp, occurred at a Waco bar called Scruffy Murphy's following a 58-10 loss to Kansas.

“While we were kicking everybody out, he apparently thought that nobody was looking and [urinated] on the bar," said a barkeep. "He tried to deny it, but there was definitely a puddle and there was no one else around him.”