Levi Got Another Girl Pregnant—Maybe

Cue the “Don’t they have condoms in Alaska?” jokes: Levi Johnston may have gotten another girlfriend pregnant. The National Enquirer broke the "news" with a report that Lanesia Garcia, an ex with whom Johnston reunited after Bristol Palin gave birth to his son, is with child—and Levi might be the father. Radar makes the whole thing even less newsworthy, but more hilarious, by quoting a source who says, “Levi is one of three possible fathers who were with Lanesia during the probable week of conception.”

“The winner for most unnecessary description of Garcia goes to PopCrunch,” writes Anna North for Jezebel, “which calls her 'Wasilla Latina Lanesia Garcia.' Garcia's race seems irrelevant here—except that maybe when Sarah Palin's ‘FURY’ dies down she can embrace her step-grandchild, and stop relying on Todd's Yu'pik blood to prove she cares about people of color. If, that is, the wedding's still on.” Which it might not be: Bristol is apparently heartbroken, even though she reportedly dated Levi after Garcia, her childhood best friend.
(More Lanesia Garcia stories.)