15 People to Never, Ever Friend on Facebook

At this point, you've probably given in and befriended your parents on Facebook. But there are still some people you should never click “Accept” for. The Frisky lists the top 15:

• Your therapist: “Leave that s**t on the couch.”
• Your parents’ friends: Messages about how good you look now that you’re all grown up are just “creepy.”
• Farmville and FourSquare fanatics: No explanation needed.

• Strangers: First of all, duh. Second of all, someone you don’t know who wants to be your Facebook friend is probably “a sex worker, con artist, or murderer.”
• Professional contacts: “They don’t care that your cat went to the vet today.”
• Obsessive new parents: “Status updates about bowel movements are not ‘fun breaks’ from your work day; they are ‘punishments.’”
• Anyone you don’t actually like: This one should be self-explanatory, but some people need a reminder.

For the complete list, including which family members to ignore, click here. (More Facebook stories.)