Charlie Sheen 'Wins' at Cooking

Debuts Charlie Sheen's 'Winning Recipes' on Funny or Die

Charlie Sheen’s latest antics have expanded past "Sheen’s Korner" with his own cooking show on Funny or Die. On "Winning Recipes," Sheen wears an orange, tiger-striped chef’s hat and an apron emblazoned with "WINNING," and explains that he plans to be the first person to make an appearance on every television network. "I am living the life of a rock star Vatican assassin," he says. "And if you eat like me, you can be like me. If you aren’t thinking about what you’re putting in your body, plan better."
Amidst cigarettes galore, Sheen puts together a salad and grills a steak. "My fingertips radiate sunshine and I water them with the tears of a jaguar," he declares. (More entertainment stories.)

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