Somewhere along the way, Francesco Schettino's definition of "last" changed: The BBC highlights new audio of the beleaguered Costa Concordia captain speaking with Italian Port Authority in which he says he'll be the last off the ship. Schettino tells the person on the other end of the line that about 300 crew and passengers remain on board the foundering ship, and that "almost everybody" has disembarked. "Will everybody abandon ship, or will someone remain on board?" asks Port Authority. "I will stay here," responds Schettino. "Will it be just you, or will somebody else remain on the ship?" asks Port Authority. "I think it will be just me," Schettino answers. He says he later "tripped" and fell into a lifeboat. Click for more on the disaster. (More cruise ships stories.)