Ryan Lochte gives off a certain "Spicoli-like" frat boy vibe, writes Julie Miller, and as soon as she saw his "Cribs-quality shoe-and-watch collection" on an NBC Olympics special, she started imagining future career moves for the swimmer—like paid nightclub appearances, a career as a celebrity DJ, a cameo in the Bill & Ted sequel, a Playboy spread, or his very own reality dating show. Well, Lochte came close with his first post-Olympics gig: He'll guest on 90210, appearing as himself at a resort visited by two of the show's characters during the Oct. 29 episode. Click for all of Miller's career suggestions for Lochte in Vanity Fair. (More Ryan Lochte stories.)