Henry Earl is spending Thanksgiving in jail—which wouldn't be all that newsworthy, were it not for the fact that Earl has racked up more than 1,500 arrests over the past 43 years, and has spent three of the past five Thanksgivings in the slammer. The 64-year-old's first arrest, in 1970, was for carrying a concealed weapon, but most of the rest have involved alcohol, the Smoking Gun reports. This time around, the Kentucky man was nabbed on public intoxication charges outside a fast food place in Lexington last month. (More weird crimes stories.)