A British man's night of wild passion ended up with him fined nearly $600 yesterday, the Liverpool Echo reports. Adam Disney, 28, was out with a female friend in September when—well, we'll just let the defense attorney take it from here: "They had been drinking and the couple were passionate in their interest to have sexual relations. On this occasion they were seeking to avail themselves rather quickly." So they did the most logical thing: Let themselves into Disney's old apartment using a key he still had.
No one was living there at the time, but around 10:45am the next morning, neighbors heard Disney and his companion going at it, and called police ... who arrived to find Disney, as well as a damaged bed, curtain rail, and window sill. As the defense attorney puts it, the couple was "carried away with the intensity of physical relations," and their "sexual antics" broke the bed and pulled down the curtains. As for the sill, that was broken as Disney leaned out the window to smoke and a board dislodged. Disney was charged with burglary, but ended up pleading guilty to a lesser charge of criminal damage instead. (More strange stuff stories.)
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