The World's Least Sexy Lads

By Kate Rockwood,  Newser Staff
Posted Mar 31, 2008 1:40 PM CDT
The World's Least Sexy Lads
Dr. Phil McGraw arrives at the Museum of Television and Radio's annual gala in Beverly Hills.   (AP Photo/Matt Sayles)

It takes more than comb-overs and beer bellies to make the world's 100 unsexiest men list. The Boston Phoenix factors behavior into its list of oh-so-fugly gents. A peek at who snagged the top (dis)honors:

  1. Roger Clemens: baseball (and steroid?) star.
  2. Spencer Pratt: Heidi's smarmy boyfriend on The Hills.
  3. Larry Craig: backpeddaling, bathroom-busted congressman.
  4. Tom Cruise: movie star turned Scientologist wingnut.

  1. Lou Dobbs: Joe MacCarthy with an American flag lapel pin.
  2. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: Holocaust-denying homophobe.
  3. Ryan Seacrest: super-slick Dick Clark wannabe.
  4. Dr. Phil: self-serving self-help star.
  5. Eliot Spitzer: hypocrite with a hooker habit.
  6. Perez Hilton: catty blogger with a penchant for Photoshop.
(Read more Dr Phil stories.)

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