Group of Clowns Allegedly Stab Skateboarder

Yes, menacing clowns are apparently still hanging around, and now they're getting stabby. A man tells police he was stabbed by a group of men dressed as clowns shortly before 9pm Friday near San Diego State University, KGTV reports. The man was riding a skateboard when he got into an argument with someone across the street. He says he was skateboarding away when four clowns attacked him. According to the Los Angeles Times, the man took himself to the hospital with knife wounds to his cheek, shoulder, and abdomen. None of the wounds were life-threatening, and the man declined to give any further details about the clowns or what happened to him. Police are continuing to investigate. (More clown stories.)