Guy Named 'Cheese' Allegedly Steals Pizza

Police have arrested a man in connection with a pizza theft in Pennsylvania and his name is … Cheese. According to police documents, Sheldon Cheese, 17, and another man (whose name is not Pepperoni) held a pizza delivery man at gunpoint in Penn Township on Jan. 24 before making off with two pizzas and $25, reports the Evening Sun. However, both were arrested after police found 18-year-old Logan Alexander's vehicle near the scene with Cheese's wallet inside, police say. The victim identified Cheese as one of the perpetrators, per PennLive. Cheese is charged with robbery and conspiracy as an adult, while Alexander is charged with robbery, conspiracy, and corruption of minors. (More weird crimes stories.)