Florida Man Allegedly Gives Woman 'Wet Willy,' Is Arrested

A Florida man's Aug. 15 arrest is now making headlines due to a weirder aspect of it: It allegedly involved a "wet willy." Joseph Jean Sireci was arrested on a battery charge and an arrest affidavit (it's near the bottom) from the St. Lucie County Sheriff's Office details the incident, which started with a domestic disturbance call made from his Fort Pierce home. The Miami Herald reports Sireci's live-in girlfriend said she came home from work to find him drunk and on the living room floor; an argument followed and she left with her daughter to go to another home.

She said the 47-year-old went with them and "continued to drink and be belligerent," per the affidavit. When they headed home, she says Sireci gave her a wet willy by wetting his finger and sticking it in her ear and that the "belligerent" behavior continued. The responding deputy noted that Sireci said he was not drunk. He has been released on $2,500 bond. (More weird crimes stories.)