With the national debt pushing $22 trillion, why not sell off a state and ease the fiscal pain? So says a cheeky Change.org petition that suggests selling Montana to Canada for $1 trillion, the Huffington Post reports. "We have too much debt and Montana is useless," writes petition creator Ian Hammond. "Just tell them it has beavers or something." Boasting over 6,000 signatures as of this writing, the petition has sparked dozens of comments and a witty response from Kristen Inbody at the Great Falls Tribune. Among her concerns: "Would Montanans have to start saying 'sorry' constantly or would there be allowances made for us as former Americans?" and "Canadian football, really?" But she's up for universal health care and a little something to puff on: "Just, 'woo, legal marijuana!'" From the petition's comments section: