Couple Crosses Item Off Bucket List Outside Cop Shop

Alleged fornicator tells police it was 'a Key West moment'
By Neal Colgrass,  Newser Staff
Posted May 4, 2019 11:30 AM CDT
Couple Gets Down to It Outside Police Station
Gary Hill.   (Monroe County Sheriff's Office)

Florida police were surprised to find a couple having sex on the sidewalk outside the station Monday night, the Smoking Gun reports. "I'm horny," alleged copulator Gary Hill told an officer when confronted outside the Key West Police Station, per a police report. "She was giving it up to me right then and there." His pants still down, Hill described it as "a Key West moment." The 46-year-old was charged with indecent exposure and held on $7,500 bond, while companion Crystal Frances was taken to a hospital for over-intoxication. She was also angry and unwilling to comply with police, NBC Miami reports. Seems the pair downed a pint of vodka before following nature's call. (Read more police stories.)

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