Ninja Turtles they ain’t: Three teenagers pretending to be the mutated heroes in a Queens sewer got lost and had to be rescued by firefighters yesterday, the New York Daily News reports. “These three idiots were playing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and wanted to go into the sewers,” said a police source. The two boys above 16 are being charged with criminal trespassing. (More Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles stories.)