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Jon Lovitz is no stranger to killing at LA's Laugh Factory, but last week he nearly took out fellow funnyman Andy Dick in a scuffle there, according to the Post. Lovitz grabbed the renowned face-licker by the head and, the club's owner says, "smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose."

The two fell out over Phil Hartman's 1998 murder; Lovitz partially blames Dick and says Dick belittled Hartman last year. "I wanted to punch his face in, but I don't hit women," the jowly comic said of that incident. This time Lovitz didn't hold back. "I'm not proud of it," he told Page Six, "but he's a disgusting human being." (More Jon Lovitz stories.)