Lifestyle | sex Overrated: Sex on the Beach By Kevin Spak Posted Feb 28, 2009 4:05 AM CST Copied Orgies are "a little too diplomatic for my tastes," says one commenter. "You can't just say, 'You get your hands off of me. But you, come here.'" Also, that guy at the bottom appears to be puking. See 2 more photos Let’s face it, sex isn’t always great. Beth Mann at Salon breaks down the “seemed like a good idea at the time” list of most overrated erotic acts: Sex on the beach: “In real life the beach is sandy, the temperature unpredictable, the mosquitoes, the jellyfish, the police…” Porn-style sex: “It’s more of an extreme sport than a sexual act.” One-night stands: “Is she supposed to stay overnight? I don’t want her to stay overnight. What if she stays overnight?” Sex involving clothes ripping: "Every once in a while, this caveman act works. But most of the time, I think, ‘You ass, you just ripped my good shirt. Ass.'" Sex in tight quarters: “Just make sure the car doesn’t have a stick shift." To see the complete list, click the link below. Read These Next He heckled President Trump, is now $430K richer. Dems and Republicans team up to block Trump on Greenland. Joe Rogan is once again breaking with Trump. Officials say ICE agent who shot Renee Good had internal bleeding. See 2 more photos Report an error