At Trump Wedding, a Missed Connection

The best tidbit to come out of Ivanka Trump's wedding to Jared Kushner: A male-for-male post in the Craigslist missed connections section, which Brian Moylan at Gawker uncovered. The post, addressed to the bartender, ends with, "You're stunning. If you remember me, what color was my tie?"—and represents possibly the best opportunity that will ever come knocking for this particular drink slinger.

"If we were that bartender, we would get right to responding, because this guy has got to be rich!" Moylan writes. "Only one with his own business (trust fund? excellent job? jewelry line?) would even bother looking twice at the help. This is your Cinderella moment, anonymous bartender. Seize it!"