John Mayer: Tiger's Problem Is Marriage

Musician John Mayer says he knows where Tiger went wrong: marriage. "If Tiger Woods was a single guy, what sort of angle would there be to a text message?" he asks. "Tiger Woods' problems come from him being married." Though Mayer has been linked to Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson in the past, his current bachelor status saves him from scrutiny over his sexual hijinks, he tells the Independent.

"I write a lot of dirty text messages to girls, and you've never seen any of them," he said. "Because if a girl brought a dirty text message from me to the newspapers, they'd say, 'I don't have an angle.'" (More John Mayer stories.)