Sarah Palin Magazine Tells Story 'In Her Own Words'

Sarah Palin joins the ranks of Michael Jackson and the stars of Twilight, having finally scored her very own supermarket glossy. Sarah Palin: Faith, Family, Freedom is a 100-page single-issue magazine published by a veteran of gossip rag In Touch, and it promises to reveal "the untold story…in her own words!" the Washington Post reports. Oh, except Palin had no knowledge of or participation in the project.

The magazine—produced by the same company that has published checkout-aisle glossies on not only the two classy subjects mentioned above, but also Michelle Obama's style—contains only Sarah Palin's words, no opinion. Perhaps of more interest for Palin fans: Private sources provided previously unpublished family pictures of Palin as a little tyke in such adorable poses as "with a dead bear bleeding over a stump," "picking through shot white birds," and "holding moose antlers attached to a bloody skull."
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