Ten Dumbest Ke$ha Lyrics

Ke$ha's name may isn't exactly poetry in motion, and her lyrics aren't exactly, either, writes Matt Stopera on Buzzfeed. But here's a list of the creme de la creme:

• "I threw up in the closet and I don't care."
• Boots n' boys/They bring me so much joy/I wear 'em both so pretty as I walk in the city/Boots and boys."

• Stephen/Stephen/Why won't you call me?/Stephen/Why won't you call me?"
• "I'm pissin' in the Dom Perignon/(Come on, let's do it)"
• "'Cause the sun is coming up/And oh my God, I think I'm still drunk/Where's my coat?/Where?"
• "Your love/your love/Your love/Your love/Is my drug/I like your beard.
  For the complete list, along with some really classy photos, click here.

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