Ten Dumbest Ke$ha Lyrics

She's no Bob Dylan.
By Polly Davis Doig,  Newser Staff
Posted Mar 7, 2010 7:52 AM CST
Ten Dumbest Ke$ha Lyrics
US singer Ke$ha performs during the Echo 2010 music award ceremony in Berlin, Germany, Thursday, March 4, 2010.   (AP Photo/Markus Schreiber)

Ke$ha's name may isn't exactly poetry in motion, and her lyrics aren't exactly, either, writes Matt Stopera on Buzzfeed. But here's a list of the creme de la creme:

  • "I threw up in the closet and I don't care."
  • Boots n' boys/They bring me so much joy/I wear 'em both so pretty as I walk in the city/Boots and boys."

  • Stephen/Stephen/Why won't you call me?/Stephen/Why won't you call me?"
  • "I'm pissin' in the Dom Perignon/(Come on, let's do it)"
  • "'Cause the sun is coming up/And oh my God, I think I'm still drunk/Where's my coat?/Where?"
  • "Your love/your love/Your love/Your love/Is my drug/I like your beard.
    For the complete list, along with some really classy photos, click here.
(Read more Ke$ha stories.)

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