Lifestyle | Ke$ha Ten Dumbest Ke$ha Lyrics She's no Bob Dylan. By Polly Davis Doig Posted Mar 7, 2010 7:52 AM CST Copied US singer Ke$ha performs during the Echo 2010 music award ceremony in Berlin, Germany, Thursday, March 4, 2010. (AP Photo/Markus Schreiber) Ke$ha's name may isn't exactly poetry in motion, and her lyrics aren't exactly, either, writes Matt Stopera on Buzzfeed. But here's a list of the creme de la creme: "I threw up in the closet and I don't care." Boots n' boys/They bring me so much joy/I wear 'em both so pretty as I walk in the city/Boots and boys." Stephen/Stephen/Why won't you call me?/Stephen/Why won't you call me?" "I'm pissin' in the Dom Perignon/(Come on, let's do it)" "'Cause the sun is coming up/And oh my God, I think I'm still drunk/Where's my coat?/Where?" "Your love/your love/Your love/Your love/Is my drug/I like your beard. For the complete list, along with some really classy photos, click here. Read These Next Mark Zuckerberg's 'list' has Silicon Valley buzzing. Hall of Famer Dave Parker dies IAEA chief downplays damage to Iran nuclear sites. That 'buy now, pay later' loan may soon hit your credit score. Report an error