Simon: I'm Not Having Sex With Brittany's Mom

What a relief: Simon Monjack is not sleeping with his dead wife’s mother. Apparently quite a few people thought he was, since he shacked up with Sharon Murphy after Brittany’s death. “We don’t have sex, number one,” he says, going on to explain that she “has toxic neuropathy, which means she can barely walk,” the Sun reports. Final piece of evidence: “I live downstairs, she lives upstairs.”
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