Busted, Dude Chows Weed, Double Cheeseburger

Dude, you don't put your weed in there: The St. Petersburg Times has a chortler about one Samuel Collins, who was chewing furiously on a bag of pot early Saturday morning after being pulled over for tossing a McDonald's bag out the car window. As cops yelled for him to stop, he "began shoving (a double cheeseburger) into his mouth," says the police report.

A scuffle ensued, the officer recovered the bag—and the joint on the front seat—and Collins apologized for trying to hide evidence. He said he was afraid of being arrested on account of his prior arrests. He was arrested. (More marijuana stories.)