Tennis Match Halted by Very Loud Sex

When it comes to tennis, the word "love" isn't usually quite so literal. SB Nation reports a tennis match between Mitchell Krueger and Francis Tiafoe had to be briefly stopped when the sound of vigorous lovemaking filled the stadium at the Sarasota Open. At first, announcer Mike Cation thought the sound was coming from porn playing on a cellphone somewhere in the stadium—even briefly considering Krueger as the owner of the smutty phone, according to Deadspin.

But it eventually became clear the sex was real and happening in a nearby apartment. Krueger hit a ball in the direction of the sound, and Tiafoe yelled, "It can't possibly be that good"—both to no avail. “I can still hear it," Cation said minutes later. "It’s still going." Tiafoe ending up winning the unusually sexy match. (More tennis stories.)